{"id":45,"date":"2010-12-22T00:00:40","date_gmt":"2010-12-22T00:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brybrary.com\/?p=45"},"modified":"2010-12-22T00:04:33","modified_gmt":"2010-12-22T00:04:33","slug":"dress-to-impress-or-depress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brybrary.com\/?p=45","title":{"rendered":"Dress To Impress Or Depress?!?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- Easy AdSense V2.99 -->\n<!-- Post[count: 1] -->\n<div class=\"ezAdsense adsense adsense-leadin\" style=\"float:right;margin:12px;\"><script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"ca-pub-8511944561883183\";\r\n\/* brybrary4 *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"1916527945\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script><\/div>\n<!-- Easy AdSense V2.99 -->\n\n<p>Last week during my break at work I decided to go and have a beer at Bjs. (the restaurant!! Stop the nasty thoughts!)But now I am super confused about what I should dress like? So here is how the story goes.<br \/>\nI was talking to some girls and this is how the conversation went\u2026 <\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;margin: 3px;\"><script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-8511944561883183\";\r\ngoogle_alternate_color = \"FFFFFF\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = ;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = ;\r\ngoogle_ad_format = \"_as\";\r\ngoogle_ad_type = \"text\";\r\ngoogle_ad_channel =\"\";\r\ngoogle_color_border = \"CCCCCC\";\r\ngoogle_color_link = \"000000\";\r\ngoogle_color_bg = \"#FFFFFF\";\r\ngoogle_color_text = \"333333\";\r\ngoogle_color_url = \"666666\";\r\ngoogle_ui_features = \"rc:0\";\r\n\/\/--><\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\n  src=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script><\/div><p>Conversation 1:<br \/>\nGirl1: So what do you do?<br \/>\nMe: I&#8217;m a full time programmer but I hate it. I like designing. Web designing would be my niche.<br \/>\nGirl1: Are you gay?<br \/>\nMe: Thinking (are you good)\u2026 I think I am<br \/>\nGirl1: Nooo, I\u2019m asking are you gay?<br \/>\nMe: OOO but nooo! Do I look gay to you?<br \/>\nGirl1: I don\u2019t know you dress nice and you like designing\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, where did girls get the idea of dressing nice or liking designing as a marker as being gay? Straight men can like style too! David Beckham is the best example he is straight and married but he always looks super nice! <\/p>\n<p>Conversation 2:<br \/>\nMe: What do you like doing on the weekends?<br \/>\nGirl2: I like riding my motorcycle around.<br \/>\nMe: Really? Wow I love girls that can ride!<br \/>\nGirl2: Yeah, I love riding its awesome.<br \/>\nMe: Just don\u2019t fall off the bike it hurts like a bitch.<br \/>\nGirl2: I bet it did. (Giggles)<br \/>\nTalked about random stuff for a while\u2026.<br \/>\nAfter 20 minutes she tells me she has to leave. But she proceeds to talk to me for another good 10 minutes before she actually leaves.<br \/>\nGuy next to me: I think she really wanted you bro.<br \/>\nMe: Really? Interesting. <\/p>\n<p>So what the hell girls? Make up your minds. Do you want a man that knows how to dress and have style? Or do you girls want a man that looks like shit all the time? What\u2019s it going to be? Isn\u2019t being cleaned up a nice trait? Give me some suggestions girls?!?!? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week during my break at work I decided to go and have a beer at Bjs. (the restaurant!! Stop the nasty thoughts!)But now I am super confused about what I should dress like? So here is how the story goes. 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