Last week during my break at work I decided to go and have a beer at Bjs. (the restaurant!! Stop the nasty thoughts!)But now I am super confused about what I should dress like? So here is how the story goes.
I was talking to some girls and this is how the conversation went…

Conversation 1:
Girl1: So what do you do?
Me: I’m a full time programmer but I hate it. I like designing. Web designing would be my niche.
Girl1: Are you gay?
Me: Thinking (are you good)… I think I am
Girl1: Nooo, I’m asking are you gay?
Me: OOO but nooo! Do I look gay to you?
Girl1: I don’t know you dress nice and you like designing….

Anyways, where did girls get the idea of dressing nice or liking designing as a marker as being gay? Straight men can like style too! David Beckham is the best example he is straight and married but he always looks super nice!

Conversation 2:
Me: What do you like doing on the weekends?
Girl2: I like riding my motorcycle around.
Me: Really? Wow I love girls that can ride!
Girl2: Yeah, I love riding its awesome.
Me: Just don’t fall off the bike it hurts like a bitch.
Girl2: I bet it did. (Giggles)
Talked about random stuff for a while….
After 20 minutes she tells me she has to leave. But she proceeds to talk to me for another good 10 minutes before she actually leaves.
Guy next to me: I think she really wanted you bro.
Me: Really? Interesting.

So what the hell girls? Make up your minds. Do you want a man that knows how to dress and have style? Or do you girls want a man that looks like shit all the time? What’s it going to be? Isn’t being cleaned up a nice trait? Give me some suggestions girls?!?!?