Having the power to say inappropriate shit to girls is a gift. And yes I have that gift. I think…. haha It takes time to develop, its a test of trail and error. And once you start saying inappropriate shit, its actually fun and addicting! But how do you master that skill and say the wrong things with the right tone? below are two examples for saying the wrong things:

Case studies:
Wrong Wrong and still Wrong without the right tone:
My friend told me he was at a house party(Halloween) one time. Some dude told a girl she looked like a guy… When she was obviously a girl, since her costume was slutty Tarzan. And for sure that didn’t end well. Say the least he got kicked out of the party and got his ass kicked! haha totally deserved it!

Wrong yet funny and charming:
I met a girl at a bar. We started talking and I told her how girls are like little dogs. How they are cute but annoying since they bark sooo much. She started laughing and the night went well!

My rule of thumb:
1. Say things that will dis girls in a cute way!
2. Never say things that will HURT them! AND I MEANT HURT THEM!
3. Bait them with funny stuff and make them feel like they are getting a treat! because they are getting the better end of the deal by talking to you!
4. Never over think your sentence, cause you will end up not saying it!

My conclusion: Holding on to a nice yet funny conversation is an art! But importantly choosing words that won’t imply cynicism but yet funny is difficult! So are things better left unsaid? No. Because I think jokes are worth a try. Not to mention its probably the easiest way to undo a girls natural armor on all the approaching guys! So crack the joke who cares if the girl doesn’t like the joke I’m sure your friends will still think its funny! After a few times of practice you will be the interesting lady’s man!