I’m always looking for new funny stories and inspirations to write on brybrary. And as most of you who actually read my blog will know (which consist of maybe 5 people), I haven’t been updating the blog for a very long time! So here I am explaining my aberrant action packed Saturday night. I have yet to reassure you this. It is one of the weirdest behaviors I had while being drunk; and yes trust me I have done a lot already.

Topping my drunken aberrant behavior list; I kissed (Not Makeout) a random dude at a bar as I was told by ART, DANNY and EMMANUEL…   (But thank god I don’t remember what happened) and no it’s not like Katy Perry where I kissed a guy and I liked it….

But in order to get to the full scoop of what happened we will have to back track a day. Friday afternoon I went to Safeway and bought a bottle of whisky that came with a flask! Believe it or not, the flask is cooler than you think. Since I got the flask it is only logical to use it like a champ. Well, what’s detrimental about it right, it’s just a giant shot glass! But NOOOOOO… I was totally wrong.

You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a little bit of an attention whore. (Like the hangover speech from Alan) I know the best way to get the attention is to show off how I down alcohol like water. For those who are also attention whores try it; it will work like a charm! So anyways I downed a bunch of whisky and I downed a bunch of Goldschlager; it started my awesome Saturday night.

Saturday
11:00PM – We went into the bar, paid the cover.
11:05PM – Took a long pisses! (One of those better than sex pisses!)
11:10PM – Walked around the dance floor.
11:15PM – Went back to the car down a lot more alcohol.
11:30PM – Back to the bar drank a few beers.

11:30PM – ???: No memory, NOTHING. But I apparently puked everywhere and kissed a random dude. (I hope he is at the least good looking, so I can brag to my female friends) and as for those who know what happened reply by commenting!!

Sunday
09:00AM – Woke up in a sleeping bag hung over…
09:05AM – (**Laughing) questioning myself why did I drink so much…

Conclusion: I did pretty well for being a straight guy! Kissing a random guy in bar CHECK! One less thing to do on my life long bucket list, although it was never on my list. So for those guys or girls who are too shy to cross the line, whatever that line is. DRINK UP! The sky is the limit. I guaranty you success! True story!

Anyways, I am going to end my post here saying: “Watch it all you straight men, lock up your woman, I might come after them. And watch it all you gay men, lock up your man, because apparently I’m coming for them too!!!”

AND NO readers I AM NOT GAY!!!! (Fuck you! I know you’re thinking about that lol)