Expiration Date: xx/xx/20xx

“Thank you all my subscribers!” Ever since I posted the last blog about the straightest gay kiss, I feel like I have increased in viewership! My wolf pack has grown by one! (Hang over speech! haha) Thank you for all your support! We are now 6 wolfs strong! To show appreciation towards all the reader I am going to start posting more and more stories! But for today I am going to post a slight more sophisticated topic; on the view of relationship.

It all started with a bowl of cereal and some expired milk. One time my friend was eating a bowl of cereal and it had a bizarre taste. The more he ate the funnier it tasted, but it was not until a few spoons after he realizes the milk had expired for over a month. As I was laughing at his funny expressions, it also reminded me the expression I make when they make fun of my past relationship. But why and you may ask?

STOP HERE & THINK FOR A SECOND: What happened at the end of your past relationships? How did it end? Making a funny expression yet? (Stop lying I can see your funny expressions!!!)

The ugly sad truth is relationships do have expiration dates as well. As the relationship gets closer to the expiration date the sweet taste converts into a slight bitter taste. And when the relationship gets pass the expiration date the taste will turn bitter and sour.  Yes, that is the truth! It is a miserable thought but a realistic matter. Every relationship is different so every expiration date is different. Some expiration dates gets extended and some don’t. But always remember to enjoy it while it’s still fresh and unexpired.  Add preservatives extend the expiration date. Get the most out of it, because once the expiration date is up all the feeling changes and it will no longer be the same. Never make promises you can’t keep. Because once the relationship expires those promises expires and will never again be exchanged. You do NOT want to regret anything once the expiration date is up.

Importantly take all your past relationships as a learning experience; learn from it, forget the unhappy. Once you remembered how enjoyable the relationship was during the unexpired time, you would be able to turn the bitterness into a bitter sweet; like dark chocolate. And you will start making that funny expression as well!