Archive: December, 2010

Dress To Impress Or Depress?!?!

December 22nd, 2010 · · Funny, Relationship, Uncategorized No comments

Last week during my break at work I decided to go and have a beer at Bjs. (the restaurant!! Stop the nasty thoughts!)But now I am super confused about what I should dress like? So here is how the story goes.
I was talking to some girls and this is how the conversation went…

Conversation 1:
Girl1: So what do you do?
Me: I’m a full time programmer but I hate it. I like designing. Web designing would be my niche.
Girl1: Are you gay?
Me: Thinking (are you good)… I think I am
Girl1: Nooo, I’m asking are you gay?
Me: OOO but nooo! Do I look gay to you?
Girl1: I don’t know you dress nice and you like designing….

Anyways, where did girls get the idea of dressing nice or liking designing as a marker as being gay? Straight men can like style too! David Beckham is the best example he is straight and married but he always looks super nice!

Conversation 2:
Me: What do you like doing on the weekends?
Girl2: I like riding my motorcycle around.
Me: Really? Wow I love girls that can ride!
Girl2: Yeah, I love riding its awesome.
Me: Just don’t fall off the bike it hurts like a bitch.
Girl2: I bet it did. (Giggles)
Talked about random stuff for a while….
After 20 minutes she tells me she has to leave. But she proceeds to talk to me for another good 10 minutes before she actually leaves.
Guy next to me: I think she really wanted you bro.
Me: Really? Interesting.

So what the hell girls? Make up your minds. Do you want a man that knows how to dress and have style? Or do you girls want a man that looks like shit all the time? What’s it going to be? Isn’t being cleaned up a nice trait? Give me some suggestions girls?!?!?

PANDEMIC: Happiness :]

December 20th, 2010 · · Relationship, Serious Talk, Uncategorized No comments

The other day my friend told me, she decided to get back with her ex boy friends, after going to a wedding with him. (btw Happy for you:]) But how did that happen, it made me wonder. It made me realize, happiness comes with relativity. So what the hell does that mean? Basically it means that the mood of the general atmosphere can change the mood of others.

Simple example imagine going to a party, imagine everyone quiet at the party. How fun would that be? But now imagine rowdy people at the party. Because of those rowdy people, can you see yourself having fun already? Trust me this works even if you are the quietest person, because the happy feeling rubs off each other. And all it takes is a mood change to make something good or bad! (But choose wisely! haha)

Like my friends case. Although she was supposedly in an unhappy relationship before; but after seeing the happiness that the newly weds are bringing, it just changed the feeling! The relationship just makes sense and things just start to feel right again.

I view happiness as a form of pandemic; it spreads through peoples minds. It’s the feeling you want. You just need to let the happiness flow through you and your relationship. It is highly contagious!

So next time when you are having some rough patches with your girlfriend or boyfriend, why not bring her or him to a wedding or an art gallery; enjoy each other by being happy. Look at how other people enjoy their relationships. Sense their happiness. Let their happiness translate into your own happiness, forget about the unhappy it’s irrelevant. Have fun with each other again. Don’t be bitter that other people are happy in their relationship, because deep down inside you are too!

So seriously am I right or am I RIGHT? What do you think? Do you think you can share happiness? Do you think you can fix your relationship by feeling other people’s happiness?

Expiration Date: xx/xx/20xx

December 3rd, 2010 · · Relationship, Serious Talk, Uncategorized 5 comments

“Thank you all my subscribers!” Ever since I posted the last blog about the straightest gay kiss, I feel like I have increased in viewership! My wolf pack has grown by one! (Hang over speech! haha) Thank you for all your support! We are now 6 wolfs strong! To show appreciation towards all the reader I am going to start posting more and more stories! But for today I am going to post a slight more sophisticated topic; on the view of relationship.

It all started with a bowl of cereal and some expired milk. One time my friend was eating a bowl of cereal and it had a bizarre taste. The more he ate the funnier it tasted, but it was not until a few spoons after he realizes the milk had expired for over a month. As I was laughing at his funny expressions, it also reminded me the expression I make when they make fun of my past relationship. But why and you may ask?

STOP HERE & THINK FOR A SECOND: What happened at the end of your past relationships? How did it end? Making a funny expression yet? (Stop lying I can see your funny expressions!!!)

The ugly sad truth is relationships do have expiration dates as well. As the relationship gets closer to the expiration date the sweet taste converts into a slight bitter taste. And when the relationship gets pass the expiration date the taste will turn bitter and sour.  Yes, that is the truth! It is a miserable thought but a realistic matter. Every relationship is different so every expiration date is different. Some expiration dates gets extended and some don’t. But always remember to enjoy it while it’s still fresh and unexpired.  Add preservatives extend the expiration date. Get the most out of it, because once the expiration date is up all the feeling changes and it will no longer be the same. Never make promises you can’t keep. Because once the relationship expires those promises expires and will never again be exchanged. You do NOT want to regret anything once the expiration date is up.

Importantly take all your past relationships as a learning experience; learn from it, forget the unhappy. Once you remembered how enjoyable the relationship was during the unexpired time, you would be able to turn the bitterness into a bitter sweet; like dark chocolate. And you will start making that funny expression as well!

WTF?!?!?! No Idea….

December 1st, 2010 · · Funny, Relationship, Uncategorized 8 comments

I’m always looking for new funny stories and inspirations to write on brybrary. And as most of you who actually read my blog will know (which consist of maybe 5 people), I haven’t been updating the blog for a very long time! So here I am explaining my aberrant action packed Saturday night. I have yet to reassure you this. It is one of the weirdest behaviors I had while being drunk; and yes trust me I have done a lot already.

Topping my drunken aberrant behavior list; I kissed (Not Makeout) a random dude at a bar as I was told by ART, DANNY and EMMANUEL…   (But thank god I don’t remember what happened) and no it’s not like Katy Perry where I kissed a guy and I liked it….

But in order to get to the full scoop of what happened we will have to back track a day. Friday afternoon I went to Safeway and bought a bottle of whisky that came with a flask! Believe it or not, the flask is cooler than you think. Since I got the flask it is only logical to use it like a champ. Well, what’s detrimental about it right, it’s just a giant shot glass! But NOOOOOO… I was totally wrong.

You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a little bit of an attention whore. (Like the hangover speech from Alan) I know the best way to get the attention is to show off how I down alcohol like water. For those who are also attention whores try it; it will work like a charm! So anyways I downed a bunch of whisky and I downed a bunch of Goldschlager; it started my awesome Saturday night.

Saturday
11:00PM – We went into the bar, paid the cover.
11:05PM – Took a long pisses! (One of those better than sex pisses!)
11:10PM – Walked around the dance floor.
11:15PM – Went back to the car down a lot more alcohol.
11:30PM – Back to the bar drank a few beers.

11:30PM – ???: No memory, NOTHING. But I apparently puked everywhere and kissed a random dude. (I hope he is at the least good looking, so I can brag to my female friends) and as for those who know what happened reply by commenting!!

Sunday
09:00AM – Woke up in a sleeping bag hung over…
09:05AM – (**Laughing) questioning myself why did I drink so much…

Conclusion: I did pretty well for being a straight guy! Kissing a random guy in bar CHECK! One less thing to do on my life long bucket list, although it was never on my list. So for those guys or girls who are too shy to cross the line, whatever that line is. DRINK UP! The sky is the limit. I guaranty you success! True story!

Anyways, I am going to end my post here saying: “Watch it all you straight men, lock up your woman, I might come after them. And watch it all you gay men, lock up your man, because apparently I’m coming for them too!!!”

AND NO readers I AM NOT GAY!!!! (Fuck you! I know you’re thinking about that lol)